How many blondes jokes

On my back right here, OUCH. Doctor: "Are you actually a blonde that dyed her her brown? Blonde: "Yes! How on earth did you know? Doctor: "Well, you have actually got a broken finger. What do you get when you line up 5 blondes side by side? A wind tunnel.

What did the blonde say when the doctor told her that she was pregnant? A Russian and an American are having a hot debate about who was the first on the moon. Russian: "You know this Mr American, we were the first ones in the outer space. American: "No way buddy, it was us dang it! We were the first! America baby". A blonde lady comes along and says, "That is nothing, we are going to be the first ones on the sun!

The Russian and American burst out laughing and eventually say to her "Sorry but you can't go to the sun, you would burn up and die". Blonde: "Oh my gosh, we are not idiots. We plan on traveling at night time.

A blonde lady is driving down the highway at lightning speed in her new sports car when a traffic officer pulls her over. The traffic officer is also a blonde woman. The blonde officer approaches the blonde lady's car and requests to see her drivers licence. The lady starts searching high and low for her licence and become extremely frustrated until finally she asks "what does the my licence look like?

The blonde officer replies "it is a square which has a picture of you on it". The blonde lady finally pulls out a compact mirror from her purse and hands it to the officer, "I think I found it" she says as she hands the mirror over.

The blonde officer takes a quick look at the mirror and replies "I'm ever so sorry, I didn't realise that you were a traffic officer too" and lets the lady go. A blonde was getting sick of all the blonde jokes that she was hearing at work so one night she decided to go home and learn all of the state capitals of the USA. She comes into work the next day and proudly claims, "us blondes are smarter than you realise, I know all of the state capitals, test me and I'll tell you the answer".

A fellow worker says, "ok, tell me what is the capital of Arizona? The blonde replies "A". What is the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde? The female blondes sperm count is higher. Two blondes are strolling through the woods when they come across some tracks.

Blonde 1: Awww how cute, these are deer tracks. Blonde 2: No, don't be daft, these are moose tracks! Blonde 1: No, my dad taught me about this, These are definitely deer tracks! They keep arguing with each other until they eventually get hit by a train. What do you call a blonde with 1 brain cell? What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Why did the blonde break both her legs when she was raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. Sure, laugh it up.

Blonde discrimination—what a joke. Quick experiment. Think of five blondes everybody knows. Four out of five of these women are famous for playing dumb.

According to the Budapest Sun, blonde jokes are set to be banned after close to , people in Hungary signed a petition calling for an end to blonde discrimination in the workforce and all walks of life. On thefacebook. Carol Channing made a career out of playing a dumb blonde.

However, the NLS has been anything but a pork barrel project. The NLS was started in the s because the government was very worried about the decline in the number of men working in the U. This decline, however, was not a recent phenomenon but instead had been happening steadily since the late s.

The program provided a safety net for workers in their retirement, but a side effect was eliminating a need for men to work their entire lives. It was expanded again in the s to understand the labor market problems encountered by millennials. But to get back to my main question, are blondes dumber than brunettes or redheads? The NLS asks questions that, when taken out of context, may seem extremely strange.

Why does the government need to know this kind of information? Since the survey goes back to reinterview the same people over and over again, it is important to make sure the right person is interviewed. While jokes about blondes may seem harmless to some, it can have real-world implications, said Jay Zagorsky , author of the study and a research scientist at The Ohio State University.

The results for blond white men were similar — they also had IQs roughly equal to men with other hair colors. The study was published last week in the journal Economics Bulletin. Data from the study came from the National Longitudinal Survey of Youth NLSY79 , a national survey of people who were between 14 and 21 years old when they were first interviewed in